It's that time of the year again, when everyone in America can't stop talking about March Madness. If you are not that into the basketball games themselves, then here's a different game to play during March Madness: Sex with me is like March Madness... [insert your NSFW joke].
1. Sex with me is like March Madness... how long can you last?
The goal of the teams is to last as long as possible in the tournament. There are six single elimination rounds: Round of 64, Round of 32, Sweet Sixteen, Elite Eight, Final Four, and the Championship Game.
2. Sex with me is like March Madness… it’s okay to bust.
March Madness-ers often say “My bracket is busted!” That means a team they picked to go far in the tournament loses unexpectedly.
3. Sex with me is like March Madness… it’s upsetting.
People go crazy over March Madness because of the upsets. Even experts can’t predict when a lower ranked team will upset a higher ranked team, which makes the brackets and the bets extremely exciting.
4. Sex with me is like March Madness... I only do it with coworkers.
It's team bonding!
5. Sex with me is like March Madness... I got peer pressured into it.
If you got peer pressured into joining an office or friends pool but don't have time to research the teams, then you'll love our Bracket Builder! You can learn about the teams while you make a bracket. Build your own bracket ⟶
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Clutch is a sports newsletter. We explain sports! We made a Bracket Builder app for March Madness. If you don't have time to research the teams, then this is for you!